Caught you looking! Can’t blame you, though – a pup as stunning as me deserves the admiration. Rare finds like me don’t come around often. Imagine us together – the envy of everyone who sees us! I’m thrilled about becoming your best friend. I’m practically bursting with excitement to give you one of my famous puppy kisses. Act fast and inquire about me now before someone else does. I’ve already decided – I don’t want to go home with anyone else but you!